A typical response from a greek woman driver...
First of all, I should say that there is a substantial number of greek female drivers that are really good in using the steering whell (my wife is among them), BUT unfortunatelly there is a HUGE number of female individiuals that just CANNOT drive!!
The following incident occurred yesterday evening on my way home from work and during a frustrating attempt to find a parking space for my car.
I had spotted this perfect space close to my residence and I was headed towards it.. I was driving on a street which had a passing priority in relation to the streets that were crossing it. In front of me someone was driving a black car. For a mysterious reason I could tell that a woman (a lady if you prefer..) was behind the steering wheel. Moments later I noticed that the brake lights (u know the red ones) were on.. I thought that she just saw something and MOMENTARILY pressed on the brake pedal. BUT she stopped the car WHATSOEVER!
Once I realised that I took every measure to stop and as an outcome of this attempt was a shrieking noise produced by the tyres. At this point, I ought to say that the speed of my car was not the proper one for a city street but BY NO MEANS it was off the reasonable limits.
Anyway, I managed to avoid any unfortunate incident and went on. On the next intersection, she stopped next to me (!!!!) and yell at me: "You shouldnt drive at 200km/h in a city!!"...??!!!!!.... Being totally strucked by a inexpressible shock, I tried to answer back saying: "And you that came to halt in the middle of the priority street??"... and she typically replied:
"I' LL DO WHATEVER I WANT" !!!!!????!!!!
I just managed to say: "a typical response of a woman driver" and drove away..
Closing this statement of indignation, I repeat myself stating that I respect the opposite sex to the full, I also state that there is a good deal of competent women drivers.
That's it, no more... the story speaks for itself. Just wish next time to be lucky again and not end up paying "the hair of my head" (greek expression) to a "lady"....
The following incident occurred yesterday evening on my way home from work and during a frustrating attempt to find a parking space for my car.
I had spotted this perfect space close to my residence and I was headed towards it.. I was driving on a street which had a passing priority in relation to the streets that were crossing it. In front of me someone was driving a black car. For a mysterious reason I could tell that a woman (a lady if you prefer..) was behind the steering wheel. Moments later I noticed that the brake lights (u know the red ones) were on.. I thought that she just saw something and MOMENTARILY pressed on the brake pedal. BUT she stopped the car WHATSOEVER!
Once I realised that I took every measure to stop and as an outcome of this attempt was a shrieking noise produced by the tyres. At this point, I ought to say that the speed of my car was not the proper one for a city street but BY NO MEANS it was off the reasonable limits.
Anyway, I managed to avoid any unfortunate incident and went on. On the next intersection, she stopped next to me (!!!!) and yell at me: "You shouldnt drive at 200km/h in a city!!"...??!!!!!.... Being totally strucked by a inexpressible shock, I tried to answer back saying: "And you that came to halt in the middle of the priority street??"... and she typically replied:
"I' LL DO WHATEVER I WANT" !!!!!????!!!!
I just managed to say: "a typical response of a woman driver" and drove away..
Closing this statement of indignation, I repeat myself stating that I respect the opposite sex to the full, I also state that there is a good deal of competent women drivers.
That's it, no more... the story speaks for itself. Just wish next time to be lucky again and not end up paying "the hair of my head" (greek expression) to a "lady"....
posted by Nassos at
10:31 AM
3 Comments:
Eprepe na peis stin kar#$%a na paei na plinei kana piato...
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Anonymous, at 6:01 PM
Just out of curiosity, my dear cousin. How old was that fine lady?
Was she one of those young spoilt brats who have no idea how the world works, but still think they own it?
Or was it one of the middle-aged middle-class, cellulite-infested, repressed cows who take it out on the world because they have nothing other than their household to run, they have lost contact with their friends and interests, and are just bitter because they know that they are never again going to have sex with a fit, young, virile man ever again in their lives?
Which one was it?
By
The Douros, at 12:00 AM
Dear cousin, I would position her in the first group though she was a bit older than the average age of a spoilt brat, more of a post-adolesence cow...
By
Nassos, at 9:15 AM
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